April Fool’s Crochet Pattern: Spaghetti

By Rachel Choi – 13 Comments
Who doesn’t love a nice warm bowl of homemade spaghetti? Well here is a crochet pattern to knock the socks off of anyone starving for a bowl. Whether you’re an avid cooker or a terrible cooker, you are guaranteed to make a spectacular spaghetti dish with these easy and fast not so crochet instructions.

Skill Level: crochet skill level easy
spaghetti

Finished Size: enough to satisfy your appetite

Materials:
Medium Weight Yarn (Beige, Red)
Index finger and thumb (or equivalent fingers as necessary)
Scissors
1 Bowl
1 Fork
1 person to play a trick on

Special Crochet Stitch: The Finger Grab
Place the indicated yarn between index finger and thumb.
Apply ample pressure to squeeze strand of yarn, such that it does not slip from between fingers.
Pull yarn the indicated distance then let go.
Note: the finger grab may be tricky for some, just remember that practice makes perfect!

Gauge: each finger grab should be 12” (30.5 cm) long

Crochet Pattern: Spaghetti
Start by placing bowl under work. By finishing off each finger grab, it should land in the bowl.
Row 1 – 50: With beige, finger grab, finish off.

Sauce
Row 1 – 10: With red, finger grab, finish off.

If you need help with crocheting spaghetti, no worries just leave a comment!

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13 Comments

  1. Harold says:

    This is your best pattern to date!!!!!! Gonna have to definitely make this one. 😉

  2. Christy says:

    Ha! This is awesome. 🙂

  3. pattyo says:

    You are so funny and you did a great tutorial for spaghetti. LOL
    Pattyjo

  4. Rachel says:

    I’m glad to make you all laugh! 🙂

  5. Alyssa says:

    Great post, so funny!! =)

  6. Dottie says:

    That Would Be A Wonderful Gag On Someone

  7. Dottie says:

    Kim,
    I’m Looking For Instructions To Do A Cornflower Stitch
    Do You Know How To Do This ? E Mail Me
    Dottie In Va

  8. Jane Blogs says:

    Here I was expecting you to tell us to make heaps of long chains, and you’ve managed to simplify beyond even that!

    True talent…lol 😉

  9. Jennifer says:

    I’m lost. I can’t figure out these instructions. Please, please, please make a video so I can see what you mean when you say “Place the indicated yarn between index finger and thumb.
    Apply ample pressure to squeeze strand of yarn, such that it does not slip from between fingers.
    Pull yarn the indicated distance then let go.”
    I’m a beginner and I find all this crochet-specific-technical-terminology to be very confusing. Help, I’m ready to give up!

  10. Sandra says:

    Making this for husband tonight. He is always asking for spaghetti and meatballs. will have to find ball pattern. Great and funny idea.

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